Kid Interview

Some of you have seen these "Kid Interviews" on Facebook.  My sister did one with my 6 year old niece, Riley and it was really funny.  So I decided to do one with Garrett and see where it went.  He's 3 and a half, for those who don't know.

1. What is something Momma always says to you?

-No (hmm, I wonder why?)

2. What makes Momma happy?

-When I go to time out.  (I haven't a clue why he thinks that.  I certainly don't smile and laugh while he's in time out.)

3. What makes Momma sad?

-When she makes this face (and he made a sad face).

4. How does Momma make you laugh?

-When she's funny (and he mimicked some sort of weird, goofy dance that I've never done before.)

5. What was Momma like as a child?

-(He grabbed my hair and held it up high on my head like a pony tail) and said "That's a girl."

6. How old is Momma?

-3 (haha, I wish.  He said Daddy was 3, too.)

7. How tall is Momma?

-Big giant. (then he acted out a big giant, stomping around the living and saying "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum.")

8. What is Momma's favorite thing to do?

-Wash her hands and go night night.  (?? The sleeping I can understand, but washing my hands?  I guess he hears me harping on him about the right way to wash his hands and thinks I love doing it.)

9. What is Momma really good at?

-Going to bed.  (haha.  That made me laugh a lot.)

10. What is Momma not very good at?

-Building a castle.  (Apparently my lego/block skills are lacking.)

11. What does Momma do for a job?

-Work in the bathroom.  (?? I don't clean the bathrooms that often.)

12. What is Momma's favorite food?

-Hamburgers (I'm sure he said this because that's what we had for supper tonight.)

13. If Momma were a cartoon character, who would I be?

-Cars

14. What do you and Momma do together?

-Sleep and draw.  (His current obsession is trying to get to sleep in our bed any chance he gets, so I guess he thought this answer would butter me up to let him sleep with us tonight.  Fat chance, kid.)

15. How do you know Momma loves you?

-You are crazy.  (That's verbatim.  I don't know either.)

16. What does Momma like most about Daddy?

-Going to work. (haha)

17. Where is Momma's favorite place to go?

-Turn left to go to Walmart. (again, verbatim.  And we actually do turn left to go to Walmart.)

18. Who is God?

-God saves from the fire. (I thought that was a really interesting answer.  We've not quite gotten to the point of discussing hell yet, so he either said this at random, or Sunday school is getting much deeper than it did when I was a kid.)

19. Where does He live?

-In your belly.  (Cooper lives there, so apparently God does too.)

20. Who made the world?

-Daddy (haha)

21. Who is your best friend?

-Jiminy Cricket (he saw Pinocchio for the first time today.)

22. How tall are you?

-3

Just wanted to let you know that this interview was conducted while Garrett ran at full speed around the living room and many of these questions were asked multiple times before he gave me an answer.  I know it probably sounds nearly impossible to get a 3 year old boy to answer all these questions, so I didn't want anyone picturing him sitting sedately beside me while I asked each question.  Haha, that's very far from the case.  And by number 21, he was very much over the whole interview.